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English Language : Classical Music : News : Winter 2002-2003

Wednesday 19 February 2003 : Nobody can stop me now! - Jokes for violinists and a lot of others :-)
 

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The "trivia" of the violin's operation led me - after a lot of search - to the following links : http://sorcerer.ucsd.edu/tauxe/viola.html with jokes for players of the viola mainly (!), and http://members.aol.com/mike453534/jokes.html#General/Musicians with corresponding texts for players of various musical instruments (even outside the area of symphonic orchestra). Necessary Note : the texts are all in English and they are also some ... dirty stories (not a lot anyway). Some of those small jokes are really very funny - others are more ... conventional. Have a look and you won't regret! :-)

Artissimo.gr Comment : Who said that between members of a band or an orchestra there are not any phenomena of ... argle-bargle ? If you used to believe that, then, a quick glance at the jokes under discussion will make you change your mind ... once and for all! :-)

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