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English Language : Classical Music : News : Autumn 2004

Monday 18 October 2004 : Musician Jokes : Titanic fire alarm, patisserie, counterpoint, hiccup. Enjoy !
 

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- What is the name of the musician who will jump immediately from Titanic on a fire alarm situation ?

First violinist.

- What is the name of the musician who will be the last to jump from Titanic on a fire alarm situation ?

Deceased violinist.

- What is the name of the musician who started his career playing in a patisserie ?

Jean Marie Leclair.

- What is the name of the musician who fought for the art of the counterpoint ?

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina.

- What a musicologist that is having the hiccups sounds like ?

Gluck ... Gluck ... Gluck ...

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