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English Language : Classical Music : News : Winter 2002-2003 
Wednesday 5 February 2003 : Mozart - Theology - Harpsichord - Musicology - Salieri - Requiem :-) |
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Jokes Because you have been dazed by the previous musicological-theoritical notes of mine, I will reward you for your patience with three "fresh" ... jokes of mine ! --- Question : Why Mozart died while he was writting the Requiem ? --- Answer : Because, while he had already started writting it, God randomly listened to the first bars of the starting part and called him up in order to have him play the entire work on the harpsichord! :-)  --- Question : Why Salieri for many years was going to and fro between Paradise and Hell ? --- Answer : Because Saint Peter had two books on musicology in order to judge him when he died : the one was old and said that Mozart was poisoned by Salieri amd the other one was modern and said that Mozart died from kidney problems ! :-) :-) :-) --- Question (at this point, the ... kids should stop reading immediately! read this in order to ... avoid what Salieri met! :-) ) : Why Mozart slightingly exposed his ... bottom to Salieri after he had first played excellently on the harpsichord and had been applauded ? (scene from the well-known movie "Amadeus") --- Answer : He just bent to pick up a note that has fallen from the harpsichord while he was playing ! :-) Note : Please show understanding while judging me! :-) I haven't "thought up" any jokes for a long-long time! I am of the opinion that one doesn't need to know a lot of things about the subject in order to catch their meaning and find them funny ! *** |
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