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English Language : Classical Music : News : Winter 2002-2003

Wednesday 12 February 2003 : At last I found out why nobody is sending (e-mail) messages to artissimo.gr !!
 

Humour

Suuure, I made an investigation and arrived at the following statistical conclusions : In the 100 readers who where sending messages regularly at artissimo.gr : 

--- 65 went mad and now they are wearing the strait-jacket (they are singing all day long the melodies of Waltz in a Hurry :-) :-) )

--- 17 were lost in unfathomable accidents (well, the asphalt roadway of a national way suddenly ... went under and they were lost, they were hit by a piece of a space shuttle etc.)   **

--- 8 were bold enough to go on sending messages after they learnt about the others who were lost (what courageous people they were!). Weeell, those people were eventually actually tele-transported to another universe ... during the Philadelphia experiment   ***

--- 7 of the few that were left are continuing to take the daily risk of reading artissimo.gr material ; they are also sending comments and remarks - but ... till when ?   ****

** Of course not all the readers are Athens resident - a pleasantly big percent of visitors are either Greeks not to live in Athens, or Cyprians, or even Greeks living abroad ! So, this is the way to explain various inexplicable facts, like the specific percentage of 17% and their corresponding sufferings ! :-) :-)

*** It is about an experiment supposed to be performed by the Americans aforetime and had to do with the transfer of great quantity of material by using an especially forceful electromagnetic field - it is said that the experiment had some awesome effects on both humans and material ...

**** The remaining 3 are friends of mine and, naturally, they are not counting because they are feeling obliged ... :-)

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