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English Language : Classical Music : News : Summer 2002

Thursday 1 August 2002 : A quite contrapuntal joke !
 

Humour

Following is the text where we are now following the following conversation :

Two friends, both classical musicians, have gone to the doctor in order to be examined, and while waiting in the doctor's lounge they are talking together :

- Well, pal, what's your problem ?

- I just drank a lot of wine last night (hic!) and eventually I got a headache.

- Me too ...

- What ? You also drank a lot of (hic!) wine ?

- No, I just got a headache because last night I was reading a book on ... Counterpoint !

Editor's Note : "Counterpoint" : In short, Counterpoint is the art of putting two or more distinct melodies together so that they can be heard at the same time in the most elegant way. The theory of Counterpoint has already punished, is punishing and will punish hundreds and thousands of people who are wishing to pore over its holy secrets (text taken from "Tzinierian Encyclopedia of the Holy Art of Music" :-) ).

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